Monday, May 19, 2008

Shemar

I remember the day as if it were yesterday. I received a call from my hubby at work. I could hear the excitement in his voice as he informed me that Shemar Moore had been spotted on a gay nude beach naked. Naked, I say, NAKED! I quickly gathered my thoughts together and researched the information on several different resources. The results were uncanning, the pretend love of my life, the man whom I had been obsessed with for years might be...

People had told me that they suspected this for years. Many were not surprised by the news. But, I guess I have a blind eye when it comes to fineness.


Nonetheless, on that blasphemous day, I immediately filed my dissolution of marriage papers to permanently separate myself from my pretend husband.

My baby can talk

Okay, this is a proud mommy post. My baby can say, "bye." She left a message for my mom and she said it. Then, she continued to say it on the way to the sitter's this morning.

But, of course she wanted to show me up when we got there. I gave her to the sitter and said, "Say bye to mommy baby girl."

Sweet Pea smiled and was mum.

I said, "Say bye to mommy baby girl."

Sweet Pea smiled and thought, "She must think I am her play toy, I am not saying ishh..." So, I gathered my things and left after being showed up by my Sweat Pea.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Six Random Things

The rules are as follows:

* link to the person that tagged you : Pretty Primadonna
* post the rules on your blog
* share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
* tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
* let each random person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

Six random things about myself... besides the fact that I'm just a really random person in general? Okay, here goes:

1. I don't know my left from my right. Seriously, I have had this problem since I was little and after numerous years of schooling and obtaining a law degree, the problem still has not be resolved. I can differentiate between the two if I make an "L" with my left hand. But, otherwise, it is the luck of the draw. This became an issue a few weeks ago when I was trying to give my hubby directions and I told him to turn right as I was pointing left. I even had the nerve to get upset with him for going the wrong way.

2. I hate cartoons and animation. My cousins used to pick on me and say that I didn't have any imagination. But, I enjoy realistic stuff with real people.

3. I have a weird obsession with Gilmore Girls. The fact that it went off the air with very little notice still upsets me to this day. I mean, I did give them an hour of my life every Tuesday for seven years. But, I am dealing with this obsession better and better each day. My hubby bought my the entire series for Christmas. He was disappointed that I wasn't more excited about the gift. I tried to explain to him that I currently have a love/hate relationship with them now, but he didn't get it.

4. I have the tendency to talk to myself. Not just to remind myself of things. But, I pretend that a certain conversation is going to happen with another person, then I act it out as if it were really happening. In this "theatric," I play myself, of course. When I am alone, my acting skills are the best. I have the hand motions, face expression, and everything. It often looks like I am talking to an imaginary person. This "theatric" sometimes inadvertently takes place in odd places, such as work.

5. I like for the toilet paper to roll over from the top and not from the bottom. If it is not done in the proper way, I will immediate change it.

6. I only take showers with dry shower caps. Wet shower caps feel icky.

That's all for now, I don't have anyone I want to tag. Maybe later....